You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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