you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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