I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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