No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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