You're so nebulous sometimes
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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