Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
tell your sister to shave her snatch
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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