You made me cry and you don't even care
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
