we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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