Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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