The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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