i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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