I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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