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(407): View more from Florida

I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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(256): View more from Alabama

I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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(708): View more from Illinois

either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame

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(207): View more from Maine

I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.

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(417): View more from Missouri

She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?

(1-262): View more from Wisconsin

I see you found the nyquil...

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix

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