so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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