Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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