the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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