Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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