Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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