Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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