He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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