like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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