That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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