no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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