DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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