She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
