He is an equal opportunity slut.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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