I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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