Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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