that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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