I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You ruined the universe
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