When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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