Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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