its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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