Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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