i permit you to call me
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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