Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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