Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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