IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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