Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm having to shit out rocks
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