He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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