If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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