umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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