Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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