who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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