somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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