i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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