So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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