Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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