sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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