god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
this is an emotional support booty call
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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