It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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