you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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