he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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